I hired a professional to write this about me:
Fuck Henry Ford.*
As a copywriter, Brett’s spent a decade making what’s boring seem interesting.
Though he’s entirely capable of carrying on in this manner—some might say it’s in his wheelhouse—Brett wants you to know that what he really wants is to help make things that already are interesting seem otherworldly, life-altering, or perhaps most scandalously, perfectly and attainably mundane.
It is, Brett’s sources say, what’s next.
*What kind of Associate Creative Director/Copywriter starts their portfolio with an affront to the father of modern industry? The kind who doesn’t fit into that whole outmoded specialization of labor scheme, that's what.
The more I learn how to do, the more I love my job. Sure, it’s a challenge to categorize a writer who can also direct film, kern type, and design and build websites like this one.
But that’s not my problem, it’s yours. And, if you want, I can solve it and all the other problems you’ve got.
So if you have to put me in a box, make sure it’s a midcentury modern glass cube with lots of like Eames chairs and stuff. Also bring ice cream sandwiches. The bougie kind. Because that’s my vibe.
Click to see My capitalism info document (PDF)
