*What kind of Associate Creative Director/Copywriter starts their portfolio with an affront to the father of modern industry? The kind who doesn’t fit into that whole outmoded specialization of labor scheme, that's what.

The more I learn how to do, the more I love my job. Sure, it’s a challenge to categorize a writer who can also direct film, kern type, and design and build websites like this one.

But that’s not my problem, it’s yours. And, if you want, I can solve it and all the other problems you’ve got.

So if you have to put me in a box, make sure it’s a midcentury modern glass cube with lots of like Eames chairs and stuff. Also bring ice cream sandwiches. The bougie kind. Because that’s my vibe.